sharksfood:

*throws waffles into the woods* for eleven

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unclefather:

Salvation Army bell ringer: *rings bell in my face* would you like to donate to the salvation arm-

me: *walking past them* I’m gay

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Anonymous asked: So it’s okay for the sentinelese to murder that guy for trespassing illegally but when America wants to protect its borders it’s a different story? Funny how things like “legality” only apply when u want it to. I thought no human being was illegal :/

pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate:

you’re really boring and super super shallow.

the missionary illegally traveled to a protected and essentially closed nation with the intent to “declare jesus” knowing it was illegal, knowing he could decimate the entire population through disease.

he knew it was wrong, but wanted to be the first one to successfully do it. it was pure ego.

immigrants applying for asylum and simply approaching the border is not a comparison in the slightest.

weak question. you get an F.

giantpeachy:

gimme the soup boys and free my soul , i wanna eat soup out a little bowl , and drift away…

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lesbian-han-solo:

milolikesthings:

real-live-dragon:

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

This is an actual plot point in the book though as I recall, he doesn’t like hunting adults usually because hes a) a cowardly parasite and b) Children have very tangible fears that can be easily manifested physically while adults generally have quite abstract or conceptual fears about the future, or events, or feelings.

pennywise aint shit

Abstract fears have reached the youngins these days, pussywise gonna starve

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idontknowokayhelp:

No sorry I haven’t heard of that popular top 40 song I’ve been living under a punk rock